Should I made a sideblog about the soundgasm posts?
yes, don't get your fanspam in my audioPr0n
yes, don't get your audioPr0n in my fanspam
nah you're good
~answers~
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Do i look like i know what good fucking mental-health is??
I just want to enjoy my god dang day?
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pairing: joel miller x fem!reader
rating: 18+ minors dni
series warnings etc: [NO OUTBREAK] we'll call him dad's buddy!joel, fairly soft!joel, age difference (28/50), alcohol, food, sexual tension, smut like whoa smut (will specify with each chapter), fluff, anxiety, mentions of infidelity, mentions of divorce, jet skis????, secret relationship. no use of y/n.
series summary: fresh on the heels of the worst breakup of your life, you find an unexpected kindred spirit (and maybe a little more) in family friend joel miller, who's agreed to tag along for seven days to a tropical resort with you and your parents.
A/N: well besties. it's finally kicking off. happy summer! this series is acting as my thank you for 6.3k followers, because this series was basically co-written by my followers. ya'll took one little idea in response to an ask and fucking ran with it so hard, you pretty much gave me no choice but to write it. i have tried to include as many of your ideas in this story as possible.
this series will be seven parts (excluding this prologue), one chapter for every day of your vacation. updates will not be regularly scheduled because, well...it's me. sorry.
this series is not meant to be anything more than sweet, sexy, summer fun and is self-indulgent as all hell so pls just take it for what it is ☀️✈️
- love, han
*intro warnings: mentions of infidelity and breakups
Sorey but get me this asap
HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
and if @joelscruff and I were working on a fic together then what
and what if we were up til 3am talking about it last night then what
heartfairy asked:
OMGGGG A MAKE UP PERSONNNNN I LOVE THAT!!! I’m literally obsessed with make up 😭😭😭 so listening to other writers talk about it too makes me giddy dbdbjd I hope u have the loveliest day <3 🩷🩷🩷 -healmydesires
thetriumphantpanda answered:
Ahhhh omg!! I genuinely have my mum to blame for this! I remember when I a little girl I was always so fascinated by watching her ‘put her face on’ as she used to say. And then when I was old enough to wear it she helped me figure out what worked for me and basically taught me how to wear it.
I genuinely cannot leave the house without my winged eyeliner and mascara at the very least - I feel naked without it!
And thank you - my day is going so well! I’ve just ordered McDonald’s for dinner and I’m about to launch into some writing in a little while! Hope you’re having the best day too lovely!!
the fact that a river ends at the mouth implies that the source is the anus, and a river flows from anus to mouth
not for this one I don't think so
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